Being somewhat a connoisseur of strap-on play, I have a lot of opinions regarding the equipment. Whether you are a lady purchasing one for yourself(or partner), or a male wishing to gift a strap on harness(and dildo!) to your lady friend, here are some tips on selecting the right one.

First things first: There are two parts to a “strap on”. The harness, and the dildo. You want one in two parts for easy cleaning, comfort, and quality. So don’t ask “how big is your strap on?”. It’s only as ‘big’ as the dildo you choose to wear with it.

There are lots of terrible strap on harnesses out there. Most of the really bad ones look like ugly underwear with a dildo glued on the front, all one peice. These are nonsense and don’t work.

Also, avoid:

Non-Adjustable Elastic Straps – no support.

“Thong” Styling – uncomfortable, not enough support.

Hard to Clean Materials(soft fabrics)

Rubber(unless you’re really into that 😉 – Sticks to the skin, uncomfortable.

What you DO want to look for:

Hard-wearing materials like leather, neoprene, nylon, etc. These are also easy to clean. Make sure to use a cleaner appropriate for leather, also!

Jock strap styling. Two straps come through the legs, hugging the bottom on either side. This is much more secure and will prevent the dildo from flopping around.

Metal or hard plastic fasteners/buckles. You want it adjustable between partners, and for comfort. Depending on what position you and your partner are in, you may want the harness tighter or looser, higher or lower.

A piece of material between the base of the dildo and the wearer. This provides comfort. Having a dildo base pressing against the pubic bone is a non-erotic kind of pain. Even better if it’s a bit padded.

Choosing a dildo:

Obviously this is a very personal choice, but for beginners, go smaller rather than larger. Make sure the dildo is smooth(silicone is really the best choice for any penetrative sex toy) and has a flat and wide base that will not slip out of the harness. Straight or a very slight curve tends to be the most comfortable for most people. Also, I tend to prefer longer and thinner to wider and shorter. This doesn’t mean you have to go deep, but you can have a longer stroke option and go as deep as you like.

Hope that helps!

Happy Fucking,

Miss Kelle

Pegging is the practice of using a strap-on dildo.

I don’t like that word. “Peg” is a great word for humilating small penises, though. If I am strapping on a dick, you can bet it’s the biggest one my willing victim is able to take. I am not strapping on no “peg”. I’m strapping on a COCK.

It just makes it seem all light and feminine, “pegging”, but light and feminine is quite the opposite of what I feel like when I have my strap on. I am a hot bitch. I am large and in-charge. I have a fucking cock and I’m going to put it wherever I want, and you’re going to fucking like it.

That’s how I feel about “pegging”. I am glad someone took the initative to make it a nice word you can conjugate, but “pegging” is not my choice. So, for now I will fuck YOU. With my COCK.

Keep on Fuckin’ Bitches,

~Miss Kelle

I am having technical issues with KinkBomb.com, but while I get that ironed out, my Clips4Sale store is being uploaded with new clips every day this week 🙂

Today’s clip is a foot and shoe worship video with one of my favorite heels – a pair of sexy red satin slingbacks a fan bought me!

Click the image to go to my store!

Wow – my cam looks SO much better now than my old clips, doesn’t it?

Golden showers are something you’re either really into, or totally grossed out by. If you’re in the latter group, I suggest you stop reading now.

Still with me? Cool.

For those not in the know, ‘golden showers’ is a wonderful euphemism for piss play. That’s right! Urine!

As for me, I love giving golden showers. Whether you are permitted the priviledge to drink straight from the tap, or I present you with a goblet of my golden nectar, it’s all good with me! I have used the primitive technique of me standing over you and letting loose(usually in a bathtub, because this is messy), making you drink from a doggie dish, a wine glass, and various funnels and tubes(this is my favorite).

Miss Snow recently got a very interesting funnel which is shaped perfectly for my lady parts with a nice long clear tube coming out the bottom. I don’t know where she finds these things! I also remember us visiting an auto parts store on the way to a session in which we were planning for golden showers. We walked in hoping to select the perfect funnel for the job. The salesman asked us if we needed help, and we told him we were looking for funnels. He showed us a variety of different types and asked “If I knew what you were using it for, I might be able to help you find the right one.” Miss Snow replied, “Oh, I’ll know it when I see it.” If he only knew!

I find the funnel-and-tube method the most effecient mode of delivery as the drinker can more easily swallow large amounts without sputtering or choking all over himself. It is usually a very charged experience for the submissive, since it is an offering of a private part of me. I relish in the thanks and gratitude from a slave after tasting my piss. I recently ended a session with a doggie bowl drinker, and once he had time to gather he thoughts, he wrote to me the most eloquent flattery of my golden shower:

“Today’s session was the best i’ve ever experienced at the hands of a Domme…i especially want to express my appreciation for Your most generous personal offering. i have lived and toured extensively in Europe, and would easily shun the finest French Cognac, German Beer, Russian Vodka or Italian Grappa for another exquisite taste of the Angel’s Nectar. Never has a libation been so elegantly served, or more eagerly consumed, than was Yours. i shall remember it always. i remain, Your admirer and servant.”

It’s words like these that make me warm inside 😉

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The above photo is of a tree called the ‘golden shower tree’. Beautiful, isn’t it? That’s the only photo I could accompany with this post since there are silly laws against the sale of videos and photos depicting golden showers, but other disgusting things like animal abuse are permitted.