Getting What I Want

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I have done plenty of custom videos, but today I did my first “custom letter”. It was so hot, it was even getting me excited! Here’s a little peek…

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“Dear Professor,

I noticed on my grade sheet that I have a failing grade for the semester. I’m sure you can agree that this is unacceptable. I have attached some files that may make you reconsider.

I know you have always been wondering what was underneath my school uniform, as evidenced by the way your gaze lingers on my ample breasts, and my curvy legs. The way I spread my legs at my desk make your cock ache for the shadow that lies between, does it not?

The fact that I know how badly you are attracted to me makes your dick twitch in your pants even now. The blood is rising in your veins, your balls tightening…But you now I am forbidden, and that fact makes you want it even more. Reach your hand into your pants now. Loosen your belt, your waistband. Right here at your desk. You know, the desk I like to lean over, with my top buttons on my blouse, unbuttoned. I give you a glimpse of the lacy black bra I wear underneath my conservative uniform. You ache to hold my supple breasts in your palms, and feel their soft weight…Is your cock beginning to stiffen now? Is it fully erect? I want you to stroke it, only for me…”

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There was more, but that’s not for you. If you liked that, I am now taking custom erotica requests. 🙂

Gifts Round Up!

I have received a lot of excellent gifts lately. Here are some of them!

-Tony sent me a $100 Amazon.com gift card as a thank you for a sexy custom video I did for him. I was his mean and cruel big sister! I love Amazon. They have everything!

-Kevin brought me a pair of short latex stockings for my cute feet. Which I promptly used to “foot” him. That’s anal fisting. For feet. Yeahhhhh. It was awesome.

-Dale, who has brought me many and numerous gifts bought me a WONDEFUL 42″ flat screen LED TV for Christmas!! It was quite needed and I am enjoying it quite frequently recently. I also used the digital camera he gave me to take the pic 😉

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-One of my long term chastity slaves(it’s been over a year) got me some lovely items for his birthday(that’s right, he gets me presents on his birthday!). A book about Chastity, and a lacy bra and thong set to tease him in!

 

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-John sent me a $50 American Apparel gift card in appreciation for a custom video. I got myself some cute basics! Their stripey socks, my favorite. And a pair of black winter leggings to keep me sexy and toasty warm this winter.

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I love being a pampered Goddess. My life is awesome. Thank you boys, for brightening up my holidays!!

XOXO,

Miss Kelle

Fetish for Romans

It is a lesser known fact that I have a ‘thing’ for Ancient Rome. I will watch pretty much any film conserning the period. I am not very well versed in the history aspect of it(which I will have to change soon), but the clothing, culture, and general debauchery of the period really gets me going. Especially Centurions and slave girls.

 

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So I just finished the first season of Spartacus. Arguably THE most gory show I have ever watched. The plot unfolded into very dramatic twists and turns, each more shocking than the last. I found the multiple ‘slow motion stills’ a la “300” rather annoying, but all in all quite riveting and fun show. Perhaps my favorite part was all the slaves, and the Lord and Lady of the House being called “Dominus” and “Domina” respectively.

The slaves wore simple leather collars and wispy bits of cloth, with looked equally sexy on men and women, and the more high born men and women didn’t wear much more, other than plenty of jewelry.

One day I will have a roman bath with delicious slaves girls to wash and attend me. I wouldn’t mind a couple hunky male slaves to do the heavy lifting either.

 

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How sexy, right? The show is quite gratutious but hey, it’s got zero calories! Did you know that slaves in Ancient Roman text are referred to in lowercase and their Masters in uppercase? Nope, the habit wasn’t invented on the internet.

Christmas Lists

I just want to take a moment to thank my boys, slaves, followers, devotees, sissy-sluts, and fans for helping me finish off the year right!

My clip stores have been a resounding success and continue to prosper! In fact, I even have a few ideas for additional themed stores, but I’m not sharing anymore details yet 😉

Many of my fans love to spoil me, and if you’re not going to spoil me on Christmas, what better occasion do you need? Even if you don’t celebrate Christmas, I DO!

I have reorganized my wishlist to help you decide in what way you wish to spoil me. Check the sidebar for the categories. Right now it’s default on my Lingerie and Clothing, because I think that one is most mouthwatering.

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Beauty: Contains some of my favorite make up items, and what I use to keep up my glamour 😉

Books: I’m a bibliophile! Anything from “The Lost Art of Cooking” to “BEst Lesbian Erotica”. OK, maybe it’s a bit heavy on the erotica!

Christmas List: Some special items that aren’t particularly sexy but probably craft related, because I’m always making something with my hands!

Fetish: Some fetish-wear items I am desperately craving! Shiny and black.

Gadgets: Electronic items to make my life easier. Can’t go wrong here.

High Heels and Shoes: Heavy on the boots(must be the weather!) but those nude pumps are too die for!

Jewelry: I have a penchant for a certain design element. Let me see if you can guess what it is!

Lingerie and Clothing: Can never have enough. Loving lots of different items this year.

My Home: Deserves to be as beautiful as me!

Pamper: Something soft for my skin? Or maybe for my softest parts? 😉

 

 

That’s the roundup…now how you are going to show me your devotion?

Chastity Slaves

Chastity Training

Suffers of chronic issues with masturbation tend to come to me for a solution. Or perhaps, you just long for a beautiful woman like me to take complete control over you. My favorite way for taking complete control, physically and mentally is by putting my willing victim in a chastity device.

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These chastity devices are from Birdlocked(click the pic for a link), and they make completely silicone chasity cages. I have personally played with them and find them a joy for long-term wear.

My favorite thing about locking up a victim is the teasing part. Where I get to tease the hell out of you and there is nothing you can do about it. You will be so worked up that even the slightest glimpse of the tops of my stockings will work you into a frenzy. You will be so willing to serve and please me just so you can get time out of your little cage. Unless you’re one of those delightful boys who begs me for more time in the cage. I love it all!

And this is what one my videos this week is about. Check out “Chastity Slave Instruction” for a little peek at what you life might be like after the cage is locked on.

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Selecting a Strap On Harness

Being somewhat a connoisseur of strap-on play, I have a lot of opinions regarding the equipment. Whether you are a lady purchasing one for yourself(or partner), or a male wishing to gift a strap on harness(and dildo!) to your lady friend, here are some tips on selecting the right one.

First things first: There are two parts to a “strap on”. The harness, and the dildo. You want one in two parts for easy cleaning, comfort, and quality. So don’t ask “how big is your strap on?”. It’s only as ‘big’ as the dildo you choose to wear with it.

There are lots of terrible strap on harnesses out there. Most of the really bad ones look like ugly underwear with a dildo glued on the front, all one peice. These are nonsense and don’t work.

Also, avoid:

Non-Adjustable Elastic Straps – no support.

“Thong” Styling – uncomfortable, not enough support.

Hard to Clean Materials(soft fabrics)

Rubber(unless you’re really into that 😉 – Sticks to the skin, uncomfortable.

What you DO want to look for:

Hard-wearing materials like leather, neoprene, nylon, etc. These are also easy to clean. Make sure to use a cleaner appropriate for leather, also!

Jock strap styling. Two straps come through the legs, hugging the bottom on either side. This is much more secure and will prevent the dildo from flopping around.

Metal or hard plastic fasteners/buckles. You want it adjustable between partners, and for comfort. Depending on what position you and your partner are in, you may want the harness tighter or looser, higher or lower.

A piece of material between the base of the dildo and the wearer. This provides comfort. Having a dildo base pressing against the pubic bone is a non-erotic kind of pain. Even better if it’s a bit padded.

Choosing a dildo:

Obviously this is a very personal choice, but for beginners, go smaller rather than larger. Make sure the dildo is smooth(silicone is really the best choice for any penetrative sex toy) and has a flat and wide base that will not slip out of the harness. Straight or a very slight curve tends to be the most comfortable for most people. Also, I tend to prefer longer and thinner to wider and shorter. This doesn’t mean you have to go deep, but you can have a longer stroke option and go as deep as you like.

Hope that helps!

 

Happy Fucking,

Miss Kelle

Pegging.

Pegging is the practice of using a strap-on dildo.

I don’t like that word. “Peg” is a great word for humilating small penises, though. If I am strapping on a dick, you can bet it’s the biggest one my willing victim is able to take. I am not strapping on no “peg”. I’m strapping on a COCK.

It just makes it seem all light and feminine, “pegging”, but light and feminine is quite the opposite of what I feel like when I have my strap on. I am a hot bitch. I am large and in-charge. I have a fucking cock and I’m going to put it wherever I want, and you’re going to fucking like it.

That’s how I feel about “pegging”. I am glad someone took the initative to make it a nice word you can conjugate, but “pegging” is not my choice. So, for now I will fuck YOU. With my COCK.

Keep on Fuckin’ Bitches,

~Miss Kelle

Small Dick Humiliation

Here is another interest of mine that you’re either REALLY into, or not, and I will just make you cry.

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Small Penis Humilation. Small Dick Humilation. Little Winky Dick. Dicklets-R-Us. However you want to say it, there are lots of men out there who have small penises and they have eroticized the humilation of their small appendage. What is small? Well, if you want my definitions you will have to wait for my video “You Don’t Measure Up” due next week.

But what I love about SPH is that it’s what ever the man thinks is small! I’ve met men with completely above average size who are into SPH! And I love them for it. Because making a man blubber and cry about his little dicklet is fun for all sizes! Whether it’s a normal sized dick, or a puny little pecker, I have a lot of fun. Always at your expense.

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