All posts by Miss Kelle Martina

Tomorrow…

…is my birthday.

I plan on sleeping in, being lazy, going shopping, eating whatever I want, and I worked out today so I don’t have to do it tomorrow. Hah.

If you haven’t sent me a pressie, it’s ok if I get it late. Better than not at all, right?

Miss Snow and MD got me a wonderful present and I plan on spending my Express gift card tomorrow! Yay!

One of my new lovely pets gifted me with a lovely bouquet…

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Thank you darling 😉

Princess Jasmine

 

This was always my favorite scene in Aladdin: Jasmine Kisses Jafar.

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Therefore I’ve always liked the sexy red outfit and I intend to replicate it for Marcon 2009 this year.

I doubt I’ll ever have a 20 inch waist like hers, but I’ll be upping my ab workout over this month. 😉

YES, pictures will follow after the event.

Erotic Jewelry

Kelle likes jewelry.

Kelle likes faeries.

Kelle likes her pussy.

This pretty little shiny bauble combines all this likes into something I love!

It’s so cute! I make jewelry, and I’d love to create some erotic body jewelry(non-piercing) similar to what its featured on this site(click the image for link). I especially love the delicate necklace-nipple jewelry combonations.

Now where shall I wear my creations? 😉

Dilly?

Today in Kelle’s Video Chatroom Adventures:

Someone called my dildo a “dilly” and my pussy a “birdie”.

I mean everytime he said “dilly” I couldn’t stop cracking up. Is this a Kentucky regional dialect thing? Or just a generational thing?

I have never heard this before and I just can’t get over it.

Dilly? Really??

HR 669: The Nonnative Wildlife Invasion Prevention Act

http://scienceblogs.com/grrlscientist/2009/04/hr669_nonnative_wildlife_invas.php

Someone brought this bill to my attention today.

I wonder if it will pass. I highly doubt it, but you know, stranger things have happened in the US.

Basically, it is a bill that would ban the breeding, sale, rehoming, or relocation of any non-native animals in the US(pets).

This is due to the negative effects of animals being relocated and propagating in their non-native environment , destroying or heavily impacting it’s new environment.

However, this bill is not very specific towards certain animals. That means if the Red Spined Gilly Gerbil has an ideal environment in Texas, and there is a chance they could form “feral colonies” in Texas, they would also be banned in every state, including Alaska even if they cannot survive cold weather conditions.

Note Bene: The Red Spined Gilly Gerbil is not an existing animal, that I am aware of.

Read the blog. It’s more in depth than I could possibly be, and more intelligent than the “OMG stop HR 669! They will take away ALL PETS omg111!!”

This has been a public service announcement from Kelle.

Kelle's Birthday!

So, on May4th, I’ll be turning twenty!

Bye bye teenage years…

Since some of you have been asking about what I’d like for my birthday, here are some presents that are at the top of my list:

Green Ipod nano 8GB

Nikon CoolPix, in Green

PUMA Women’s Voltaic Ripstop Sneaker, Blue and White, Size 6

You can find these items on my Amazon Wishlist Here , plus lots of other gifts like lingerie, shoes, books, and furniture.

Looking forward to my birthday!

Quote of the Day

This cracked me up. Note: names have been changed to protect the guilty.

BoobsMcGee: i would only go to ren faires to look at the boobs

COEDKELLE:Yes, got lots of that
COEDKELLE : hahaha

BoobsMcGee: at ren faires?
COEDKELLE : and lots of beer

BoobsMcGee: i don’t think non busty women should go to ren faires

HAHAHAHA. No, I don’t go to renfaire to look at boobs, but apparently this is a popular pasttime.

Poison Garden

It has been a little pet project ideas of mine for some time, to have a little garden of only poisonous plants(a great interest of mine).

Apparently the Duchess of Northumberland got to it before me.

Check out this awesome article about her sprawling gardens, the poison garden being of particular interest.

I’d like to start with a belladonna plant, foxglove, morning glory, monkshood. I’d like to pick plants that are smallish,  not huge ones. How pretty.

  Belladonne

Foxglove

 Morning Glory

 Monkshood aka Wolfsbane

 

I’m sensing a purple theme here…and I like it 🙂

What do you think?

Eggs

So this Easter I dyed eggs using all natural methods. I did some research and used beets, red cabbage, and tumeric.

When the eggs are in the boiled beet water overnight, yeild a dark red, which turns to reddish olive green splotches when dry. It kinda looked like a dinosaur egg!

The boiled red cabbage water turned the eggs a deep robins egg blue overnight! When You mix in baking soda with the red cabbage juice, it turns green! This also made very pretty eggs.

The tumeric made the eggs a deep gold. So now my eggs are very pretty and I shall be making deviled eggs here soon! haha.

In other news, Miss Snow got me a fabulous new dildo which was used on me by a friend and I give it 5 thumbs up! (or is that two legs up?) I made a huge mess, which is usually a good thing 😀

Come see me on cam and I’ll show you 😉

These are a Few of My Favorite Things…

(In no particular order)

bacon.

When the first flowers come up in the Spring(in my neck of the woods, it’s the crocus).

Riding in the back of a car on the highway in the summer with loud music playing.

Dark chocolate.

Oatmeal and tea mornings. Oatmeal with Raisins, Walnuts, and Cinnamon and Earl Grey, Twinings of London.

Red silk velvet.

Eating around the stone of a fresh mango over the sink. It’s messy 😛

Basalmic vinegar.

100% silk satin sheets. I’ve never had them, but if it’s anything like curling up with a bolt of it at the fabric store, then it must be heavenly.

My costuming books.

Singing to showtunes. Wicked, Cabaret, The Sound of Music, and The Scarlet Pimpernel to name a few.