All posts by Miss Kelle Martina

Silky Hair and Furniture

I have a friend who works at as a hair stylist and she had this big crate full of hair products she didn’t need. I grabbed some bottles of shampoo and conditioner for straight hair and my hair feels sooo soft. It’s so silky and sexy I just can’t keep my fingers out of it! I am wearing my hair down tonight, and I hardly ever wear my hair down when I’m camming, just cause it gets in the way. But it feel so wonderful, I just can’t help it.


In other news, I am once again searching craigslist for some interesting bargain furniture to furnish my apartment.

It would be great if I could find an inexpensive victorian velvet couch(and don’t tell me they don’t exist because they do, I’ve seen it!) Mmmm….velvet. Yes, I have expensive tastes, but a frugal mind. Haha.


So I was chatting with a friend online about getting some sort of self protection device. I’m not exactly living in a dangerous area like I was last year, but bad things happen everywhere. A little girl like me still needs to protect herself and well, I’m not exactly going to over power someone with brute force.

I always envisoned myself walking down a dark street at night and someone ran at me trying to attack me, but little did my attacker know that I had a knife strapped to my thigh like a spy, and BAM! stabby stab stab!

While that image might be cool, mace seems more practical. But then I’d have to rummage in my purse for it, wasting precious time.

Which brings me to tasers. As my friend put it, while he was watching police videos, “When a guy gets sprayed with mace, he starts yelling. When he is yelling and gets hit with a taser, he suddenly gets very compliant and starts begging.” I liked the begging imagery.

Nowadays, tasers come in all sorts of FASHION colors!

Don’t you love this image from their website?

Vicious blond in white (and high heels) takes down muscled, tattooed, goatee-wearing, bat- yielding attacker in black!

 Fabo, no?

Unfortunately they are rather pricey, but my B-Day’s coming up! haha

Animal Adventures

I took my little not- so fuzzy ferret to the vet today. I bought her a carrier the other day since she can’t be running around in the car, obviously. She didn’t like being in a box as much as some pets I know 😉 but she calmed down eventually.  The vet and vet tech were really great with her. She is finally getting some of her undercoat back that was bare before, but the vet said that she was displaying many signs of adrenal gland disease, and gave her an implant for the treatment. It was a huge needle but she barely twitched. What a good girl 🙂

They sent her home with some ear meds and otherwise is looking pretty good.

In other news, I bought a blender and tons of frozen fruit on a late night grocery run and have been going a bit smoothie-crazy. I just love fruit! Mmmm…

Today was such a nice day,and my little starter plants are coming along so nicely I was able to put my peas and carrot plants in the ground. I have a nice big planter and I put some wildflower seeds in there too. In a couple months it should all be coming along quite nicely. Can’t wait for those home grown tomatoes! Mmmm…

Guess I’m hungry with all these Mmmm’s. I should have a snack.

Returned from LA

So the Wicked Eden crew is back from DomCon. Yes, we came back a week ago, but between recovering from jet lag, and then catching a nasty bug, it’s been a bit since I felt like writing.

I had a fantastic time. I met many beautiful and wonderful Dominas such as Goddess Max, Mistress Precious, Goddess Pele, and Mistress Ellen, among many others.

At the Passive Arts Fetish Ball party, I had a wonderful spanking from the very beautiful Goddess Max. It was a very intense experience. It was a bit hard to stand up afterwards. I spent the rest of the night in a cage with Miss Snow sitting on top in a big chair. I was more interested in the cutie in the cage with me.

The morning of the day of our departure was the Mistresses tea. Miss Snow made a great serving tray, one that straps around the back and around the neck. I wore a very cute red maid dress, with collar, cuffs, and matching stockings. I helped serve tea(which was a bit tricky on my attached tray), and I sploshed a few cups but none ever tipped or fell over. She made the tray large enough for sissies too!

Preparing for DomCon

It’s getting closer to that time! I am trying to eat healthier and get in shape so I can look my best. This afternoon I did a ballet workout with Miss Snow, which was a lot of fun–but tomorrow I may not be thinking the same thing! I could really feel the burn in my abs doing very graceful crunches…with some luck I’ll see some results in a few weeks.

I will be in town for a few more weeks and will be available for sessions during that time. I’ve had a great time doing double sessions with Miss Snow and am looking forward to doing more one-on-one submissive sessions!

In getting ready for DomCon I am searching for the perfect dress! I’d really like to find something red and short and corset laced up the back. I think that would look so hot, don’t you? Well…back to work now!

Naughty thoughts,

slave kelle