Today I was at my local grocery store, and was waiting in line at the self checkout.

The next lane had one open and the man behind me who supposed himself to be a gentleman, said “Hey, this one’s open,” and gestured me towards it.

“Oh, thank you.” Said I with a smile. As a checked out my groceries, he said to me, “If you’da been a dude I would have taken it myself!”

I resisted the urge to say anything. I just glared at my checkout screen.

DUDE, if you’re going to be nice to me, try doing it because I’m a human being, not because I’m a girl in tight workout pants.

I open doors for people not because they are a chick, or a dude, or an old lady or whoever. I just do it cause it’s nice.

DUDES take heed. I realize many men were raised to be extra kind to ladies, and I’m not one of those feminists who glare at guys who open the door for me. But being a gentleman in my book means being nice to everyone, not just the cute girls.

…is my birthday.

I plan on sleeping in, being lazy, going shopping, eating whatever I want, and I worked out today so I don’t have to do it tomorrow. Hah.

If you haven’t sent me a pressie, it’s ok if I get it late. Better than not at all, right?

Miss Snow and MD got me a wonderful present and I plan on spending my Express gift card tomorrow! Yay!

One of my new lovely pets gifted me with a lovely bouquet…

Thank you darling 😉

This was always my favorite scene in Aladdin: Jasmine Kisses Jafar.

Therefore I’ve always liked the sexy red outfit and I intend to replicate it for Marcon 2009 this year.

I doubt I’ll ever have a 20 inch waist like hers, but I’ll be upping my ab workout over this month. 😉

YES, pictures will follow after the event.

Kelle likes jewelry.

Kelle likes faeries.

Kelle likes her pussy.

This pretty little shiny bauble combines all this likes into something I love!

It’s so cute! I make jewelry, and I’d love to create some erotic body jewelry(non-piercing) similar to what its featured on this site(click the image for link). I especially love the delicate necklace-nipple jewelry combonations.

Now where shall I wear my creations? 😉

Today in Kelle’s Video Chatroom Adventures:

Someone called my dildo a “dilly” and my pussy a “birdie”.

I mean everytime he said “dilly” I couldn’t stop cracking up. Is this a Kentucky regional dialect thing? Or just a generational thing?

I have never heard this before and I just can’t get over it.

Dilly? Really??

http://scienceblogs.com/grrlscientist/2009/04/hr669_nonnative_wildlife_invas.php

Someone brought this bill to my attention today.

I wonder if it will pass. I highly doubt it, but you know, stranger things have happened in the US.

Basically, it is a bill that would ban the breeding, sale, rehoming, or relocation of any non-native animals in the US(pets).

This is due to the negative effects of animals being relocated and propagating in their non-native environment , destroying or heavily impacting it’s new environment.

However, this bill is not very specific towards certain animals. That means if the Red Spined Gilly Gerbil has an ideal environment in Texas, and there is a chance they could form “feral colonies” in Texas, they would also be banned in every state, including Alaska even if they cannot survive cold weather conditions.

Note Bene: The Red Spined Gilly Gerbil is not an existing animal, that I am aware of.

Read the blog. It’s more in depth than I could possibly be, and more intelligent than the “OMG stop HR 669! They will take away ALL PETS omg111!!”

This has been a public service announcement from Kelle.

So, on May4th, I’ll be turning twenty!

Bye bye teenage years…

Since some of you have been asking about what I’d like for my birthday, here are some presents that are at the top of my list:

Green Ipod nano 8GB

Nikon CoolPix, in Green

PUMA Women’s Voltaic Ripstop Sneaker, Blue and White, Size 6

You can find these items on my Amazon Wishlist Here , plus lots of other gifts like lingerie, shoes, books, and furniture.

Looking forward to my birthday!

This cracked me up. Note: names have been changed to protect the guilty.

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BoobsMcGee: i would only go to ren faires to look at the boobs

COEDKELLE:Yes, got lots of that
COEDKELLE : hahaha

BoobsMcGee: at ren faires?
COEDKELLE : and lots of beer

BoobsMcGee: i don’t think non busty women should go to ren faires
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HAHAHAHA. No, I don’t go to renfaire to look at boobs, but apparently this is a popular pasttime.

It has been a little pet project ideas of mine for some time, to have a little garden of only poisonous plants(a great interest of mine).

Apparently the Duchess of Northumberland got to it before me.

Check out this awesome article about her sprawling gardens, the poison garden being of particular interest.

I’d like to start with a belladonna plant, foxglove, morning glory, monkshood. I’d like to pick plants that are smallish,  not huge ones. How pretty.

  Belladonne

Foxglove

 Morning Glory

 Monkshood aka Wolfsbane

I’m sensing a purple theme here…and I like it 🙂

What do you think?

So this Easter I dyed eggs using all natural methods. I did some research and used beets, red cabbage, and tumeric.

When the eggs are in the boiled beet water overnight, yeild a dark red, which turns to reddish olive green splotches when dry. It kinda looked like a dinosaur egg!

The boiled red cabbage water turned the eggs a deep robins egg blue overnight! When You mix in baking soda with the red cabbage juice, it turns green! This also made very pretty eggs.

The tumeric made the eggs a deep gold. So now my eggs are very pretty and I shall be making deviled eggs here soon! haha.

In other news, Miss Snow got me a fabulous new dildo which was used on me by a friend and I give it 5 thumbs up! (or is that two legs up?) I made a huge mess, which is usually a good thing 😀

Come see me on cam and I’ll show you 😉