Miss Kelle

Wow my tits look huge in this outfit…guess that’s not a bad thing.

I am really powerhousing my workouts, summer Kelle body, here I come!

I found this picture under “Worst Teacher Ever”.

I disagree. In fact, I have access to a whole ton of canes that disagree as well

When Wicked Eden expands into it’s new place, one of my favorite new rooms will be the Victorian School Room. Old School fo’ sho’.

Wooden desks, chalkboard, a cane holder, stool and dunce cap(which I might scratch out and write LIMP DICK on).

A a BIG ASS imposing desk. I can’t wait to play bitchy school marm! Or maybe that girl who sits in front of you. I’d better not catch you putting my pigtails in the inkwells!

http://www.badjocksnews.com/2010/04/abc-news-usa-swimming-coaches-molested.html

So some sleazy high school girls swimming coach secretly films his girls in their locker room(which I’m sure was not nearly as exciting as he hoped, but who knows).

Had this EVER happened to me, you can bet your ass I wouldn’t be whinging(that’s whining in Britsh English and sounds twice as pathetic) to my parents or the law enforcement(yet).

I would have gotten my teammates together, stolen the tape, innocently lured our lovable coach into his office with promises of a “surprise”, and securely locked the door.

We would then show him the video, and proceed to burn the video underneath his ass. He would leave him duct-taped to his office chair, and kick his burnt ass and balls until he was crying and begging forgiveness. After berating him with every ego-crushing and soul demeaning epithet in the book, we would then turn him over to the authorities.

I had a great Easter! I hung out with my family and my best friend(it was her 21st birthday!) They played badminton for like three hours while we grilled some burgers and brats. It was such a nice night. I played one game of badminton, but I’m just as bad at it as tennis. No surprise there. Oh well, I still had a great time with my crazy girlfriends. We didn’t have any birthday candles, so we used matches stuck in the cake. Haha!

My 21st is in one month! I can’t believe it! Time flies when you’re having an AWESOME year! This quarter at school is quite well…boring. Lots of lectures. Which means sitting, taking notes, and not really getting a chance to get to know my fellow class mates because we’re all trying to stay awake and take notes, then it’s right on to the next class!

If you’d like to start thinking about my Birthday presents: My Wishlist

I am loving this HOT weather!

http://www.cracked.com/article_18472_6-depraved-sexual-fetishes-that-are-older-than-you-think.html

I love cracked.com. It’s hilarious.

Here’s a nice list with the historical relevance of everyone’s favorite fetishes! Since you know I’m a big history buff and all, this shit is great!

School is starting again this week… bleh.

However, I will have more time for fun sessions since I am only taking classes on Tuesdays and Thursdays!

I am starting my morning out with a medieval history lecture, which might sound boring to you, but sounds great to me! Of course, that is as long as my professor isn’t a bore.

I have gotten somewhat of a thrill in my classes talking to my fellow students about whatever fetishy things come up in topic, and having people look at me like “How would you know?”

Ha! If you only knew my fabulous secret life!

Just wanted to show off my fresh new mani and pedi! This is absolutely my favorite polish I think! I have the same polish on my nails and toes, and the awesome thing about it is that it changes colors depending on temperature! They are almost clear gold on my fingers(warm), and a warm peachy-pink on my toes(cold).

This awesome pedi now has me aching for a foot boy to pamper them in a hot foot bath, with lots of suds and massages and kisses. Then finish with a cool rise and watch the colors change while my little perfect toes are adored.

Doesn’t that sound like a wonderful evening? Hehe!

Yesterday a boy went home with a pair of my well-loved, well-worn sneakers. I’ll miss them, but I hope they are being enjoyed. They were close to their expiration date anyway.

In fact, if you’re a boy who loves the idea of worshipping my feet after a hard day’s work at the gym, I even made a video involving my after the gym activites -

Check it out here:

http://www.clips4sale.com/studio/34531

search keyword: stinky sneaker

So…I had the most wonderful spanking yesterday. Miss Audrie and I actually BOTH got spanked.

My ass is still a bit flushed today. You know, the kind of spanking where it hurts, but then its good, and good, and GOOD, and don’t stop! MY favorite are the kind that barely leave any marks, just a nice all over red flush.

Of course, my hand gives out after a while with that(which is part of the reason I love paddles), but others are much better at giving them than I.

I also dished out some hardcore paddling this week as well!

I even surprised myself!

The quarter is nearly over and I am working hard on my final…a big project. Fun but a lot of work!

I am going on a fun trip this weekend with my girlfriends to party at a Sci Fi convention down south. We are doing costumes and I will somehow encorporate my corset into it.

Favorite SciFi shows? Stargate SG-1, Andromeda, Star Trek (Original), Firefly(so sad it’s gone)

Favorite SciFi film? Return of the Jedi

Favorite SciFi series? Star Trek: The Next Generation

Favorite Star Trek character? Deanna Troi

Favorite Star Wars character? Hans Solo

Favorite SG-1 character? It’s a toss up between Daniel and Teal’c ( I think he’s hilarious)

Favorite Firefly character? Inara!

Favorite current Sci Fi show? Fringe!